X-Mas Update

December 24, 2011 § Leave a comment

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!,

Unfortunately I am going to be quite busy for the next two weeks or so with Christmas, followed quickly by a holiday to New Zealand. This is only unfortunate in that I won’t be able to update this blog much until I get back on the 11th of January.

But don’t fret there are plenty of things that will be posted when I get back including a review of Umberto Eco’s new book The Prague Cemetery, something on Billy Elliot ( 🙂 ) and the development of both social realism and weird fiction.

In the mean time keep your spirits up with this little tune:

TONY
Can you hear it in the distance?
Can you…sense it far away?

GEORGE
Is it old Rudolph the Reindeer?
Is it Santa on his sleigh?

TONY & GEORGE
It’s heading up to Easington.

It’s coming down the Tyne.

Oh! It’s bloody Maggie Thatcher and Michael Heseltine!
So Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
May God’s love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
Cos it’s one day closer to your death

They’ve come to raid your stockings
And to steal your Christmas pud
But don’t be too downhearted
It’s all for your own good
The economic infrastructure
Must be swept away
To make way for business parks and lower rates of pay, so…

Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
May God’s love be with you
We all sing together it one breath
Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
Cos it’s one day closer to your death.
And they’ve brought their fascist bootboys
And they’ve brought the boys in blue
And the whole Trade Union Congress
will be at the party too
And they’ll all hold hands together
All standing in a line
Cos they’re privatising Santa
This merry Christmas time, so…
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
May God’s love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
Coo it’s one day closer to your death.

Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
May God’s love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
Coo it’s one day closer to your death.

LITTLE GIRLS
Oh my darling, Oh my darling,
Oh my darling Heseltine
You’re a tosser, you’re a wanker
And you’re just a Tory Swine.

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